NARATHIWAT, Thailand - A teacher in Thailand landed in a "wee" bit of trouble after admitting she ordered five boys to drink their own urine. The group of 10 and 11-year-old boys supposedly admitted to Somporn Khunkliang that they left a urine-filled bottle outside their classroom. The teacher punished the boys by making them drink the urine. Khunkliang is now under investigation by education officials and disciplinary action against her has yet to be announced.

CALIFORNIA - A California resident has come up with a legitimate reason to test above the legal alcohol limit for drunk driving. When police officers pulled over magician Randall Richman, they claim his eyes were bloodshot, he could barely stand, smelled of alcohol and neglected to carry his license. A breath test estimated Richman's alcohol level to be twice the legal limit, but the magician maintains that he had been teaching a fire-eating class in Hollywood just prior to being stopped. The case will go to court on April 12, when the 32-year-old will contest the breath test. Richman will argue that there were three types of lighter fluid detected, not alcohol. Perhaps by April Richman will come up with an explanation for the bloodshot eyes...

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - I wonder who funded the research grant for this one. Biologists at Sweden's National Board of Fisheries have discovered that female trout frequently fake orgasms. After watching 117 pairs of trout couple in an aquarium, the biologists concluded that female trout deceived males on 69 occasions. Under usual spawning circumstances, a pair of trout would simultaneously release eggs and sperm to maximize the chances of fertilization. However, in many cases they witnessed the female holding back at the last minute to see if a "superior male" would come along. This tactic is said to be an insurance policy against male infertility.

MUNICH, Germany - In another bizarre pastime that those crazy Germans have invented is raw egg catching. Heinrich Sturn has broken the record, but not the egg, when he managed to catch a raw egg thrown from a 9 story building. He reportedly tried unsuccessfully to break this German record more than 10,000 times before succeeding.

BURNHAM, Pa. - When Pennsylvania sheep farmer Guy McCardle was given a llama as payment for doing some work, he thought he might buy another one and breed them. But when he found out the animal had been gelded he was at a loss as to what to do with it. That was until the llama displayed its talent as a guard animal. It seems the llama had developed a unique affection for McCardle's sheep and would chase stray dogs and coyotes away from the flock. While McCardle discovered his llama's proficiency by accident, thousands of sheep producers around the country are buying llamas with the goal of using them to guard their flocks.

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