Ten percent of the Russian government's income comesfrom the sale of vodka.

Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to clean elephants.

Ostriches stick their heads in the sand to look for water.

A newborn kangaroo is small enough tofit into a teaspoon.

The letter J does not appear anywhere on the periodic table of the elements.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they get TEFLON to stick to the pan?

Why do all boxes say "open here", why can't you open it when your somewhere else?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

Captain Kangaroo won five Emmy awards.

Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

An estimated one in five Americans - some 38 million - don't like sex.

In Miami, Florida, roosting vultures have taken to snatching poodles from roof top patios.

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