MANCHESTER, Connecticut - Apparently criminals have to eat too. A robber held up a popular fast food chain at gunpoint then ordered the cook to prepare him a Whopper with extra cheese. The gunman reportedly walked into the fast food shop in Manchester, Connecticut, and went straight to the restroom. Moments later he walked back up front wearing a bandana over his face and brandishing a hand gun. He proceeded to herd the crew into a walk-in freezer and then took the manager to open the safe. With the money in hand, he walked the manager back to the freezer, then order the cook out and ordered him to make him a Whopper with cheese. Police are still trying to find the thief before he runs out of money or the next snack attack occurs.

HOUSTON, Texas - A 19-year-old Houston boy gambled and lost big time when he decided to play Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. The young man, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparently did not realize that a semiautomatic, unlike a revolver, automatically inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. He apparently lost the game, and his life, all in one shot.

LUANDA, Angola - A man standing just outside the boundaries of an Angolan airport should have tried harder to squelch his need to relieve himself. While answering the "call of nature," the man was killed by a cargo plane which made an emergency crash landing immediately after take-off. According to a Civil Aviation Authority representative, all seven people on board the plane escaped unhurt. The plane reportedly developed engine problems on take off from near the town of Dundo and crashed as it attempted to re-land.

UK Patent Application No. GB2289222. It comprises a gas-tight collecting tube for insertion into the rectum of the subject. The tube is connected to a gas-tight collecting bag (not shown). The end of the tube inserted into the subject is apertured and covered with a gauze filter and a gas permeable bladder which acts as the repository.

UK Patent Application No. GB2301524. A "Contoured Ulterior Pouch" (CUP). The cup hides and augments a man's scrotum, but has an opening leaving his penis free. "From time immemorial," says the inventor, "an integral element of the male psyche has been his awareness of the presence or absence of pronounced manly form in his loins. What man not generously blessed by nature, would not wish for the carefree confidence of his more robustly equipped fellows who suffer no modesty when their manly form naturally draws envious glances." This is actually like a trap door that exaggerates the "manly form".

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