A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

Certain LEGOS will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy

It will however make cats dizzy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

The neighbors cats and dogs sure love licking the driveway after I pour this bottle on it. Maybe that's why she gets so many animals.

Dogs make funny faces from PB&J's.

I feel dizzy smelling these fruit markers.

ATLANTA, Georgia - While traveling through Atlanta to scope out the city for filming his TV series "Cops", producer Murray Jordan was arrested for drunk driving. He was reportedly stopped by officers after making an illegal turn in a rental car. During a sobriety test police say he was not able to recite the alphabet or stand on one leg for more than a second. After his arrest, he posted a $1,000 bond and was released his own recognizance. Ironically, Jordan's itinerary included a meeting with the Atlanta Police Department later in his trip.

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