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Firefighters in Kawasaki, Japan, freed a 5-month-old girl from a coin-operated, 13-by-13-by-24-inch locker in April after her parents had deposited her there while they had dinner at a nearby restaurant. The parents were reprimanded, but not arrested.

HAMBURG, Germany - A couple's heated discussion about sex turned explosive after the man accidentally set fire to a can of petrol. The 31-year-old man had taken his 17-year-old girlfriend to a hotel in Hamburg for a romantic rendezvous when an argument erupted. The man attempted to coerce his lover by threatening to ignite a can of gasoline. His bravado obviously got the better of him. Both were reported to have sustained serious injuries in the explosion and the hotel room was completely trashed.

MOSCOW - A hamster should be renamed Jonah after surviving being swallowed whole by a dog. The hamster had jumped off the knee of the little girl who owned it, directly into the path of the family dog, which swallowed it in one gulp. The girl's parents heard the animal squeaking inside the dog and rushed it to the animal hospital. The hamster was reportedly unconscious when it was recovered by vets, however, they were able to resuscitate it. It was not mentioned exactly what method was used to retrieve the hamster.

TOPEKA, Kansas - A woman in Kansas was having a really bad day after she botched her suicide attempt and was then ignored by emergency medical technicians. The 53-year-old woman reportedly shot herself in the head and then called 911 for help. Firefighters found her unconscious and assumed she was dead, without checking for a pulse. An ambulance was canceled, and firefighters and deputies waited outside the home to protect it as a crime scene. Meanwhile, the woman regained consciousness and called 911 again. Firefighters outside the home were told of the call and rushed inside to provide medical care.

SKOKIE, Illinois - A 15-year-old girl apologized in court for beating up her 18-year-old boyfriend for not kissing her. The drunken girl gave the young man quite a walloping that left him with two black eyes and to make matters worse, she later told police he tried to rape her. He was cleared of the charges when an examination revealed no evidence of sexual assault. The young man told police he never fought back because he was taught not to hit a woman. The girl confessed to the judge that she needs to learn to control her temper.

TOKYO - A thief was sniffed out by a police dog after he lost his sandal, Cinderella style, during an underwear robbery in Tokyo. Dago, a German shepherd, solved the crime after sniffing the lost sandal and leading police to a neighbor's door where the thief was holding up with his stolen panties. When confronted by police the man admitted carrying out the crime.


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