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LONELY, LONELY MAN
About four years ago David Weinlick, 28, Minneapolis, got tired of people asking him when he was going to get married, so he started to answer, "June 13, 1998." It became part of his shtick. Only one thing is missing from his upcoming wedding: a bride. Potential brides are invited to attend Weinlick's "bridal candidate mixer" the day of the ceremony, where the groom's friends will screen them and their friends will screen Weinlick. There will be a vote, and Weinlick will marry the winner

WHO'S YO' PREACHER?
The town council of Gold Hill, OR, voted to fire Police Chief Katie Holmboe for selling Mary Kay cosmetics out of her cruiser and praying on behalf of a suspect she believed was possessed by the devil. Holmboe, who was the town's only paid police officer, also reportedly required suspects to profess their faith in God before she would release them.

In the fine state of Kansas, a law requires that all pedestrians must wear taillights.

In the fine state of Kansas, it is unlawful to fish with your hands.

In Frankfort, Kentucky, it is not legal to shoot off a policeman's tie.

In Kirkland, Illinois, bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through the streets. (They must have had itty-bitty handcuffs.)

In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 allowed the carrying of a concealed weapon -- if the weapon was exhibited in public view!

In Los Angeles, California, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt cannot be wider than two inches, unless his wife consents to be beaten with a wider strap

One off-duty police officer from Los Angeles California accidentally shot himself while trying to clean his gun. He was treated and released from a nearby hospital with a severe groin injury

The first American to have indoor plumbing was Henry Wadsworth Longfellow in 1840.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung used by ancient Egyptians in 2000 BC.


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