ST. CHARLES, Missouri - Lindenwood University wrestler Timothy Michel was shocked when he called home to check his phone messages and someone else answered. According to Michel, "I thought it was a joke from one of my friends and went along with it for awhile. But then I was like, 'who is this?'" The man eventually told Michel he was just sitting there in the house and made assurances that he wasn't going to steal anything. Michel called three of his wrestling teammates who lived nearby who held the man until police arrived.

SAN DIEGO, California - A man was arrested for assaulting his mate with a 15 pound tuna after an argument ensued. After purchasing the fish, an enraged tuna wielding suspect chased his victim to the parking lot and proceeded to flail away until police were called onto the scene. He has pleaded not guilty to battery.

In Temecula, CA there is an OB/GYN named...and I swear I'm not making this up...Dr. Kuntz.

SCRANTON, Pennsylvania - Patricia Ryan, a stripper at the Cabaret Nightclub, had a routine that kept audiences riveted. During her performance she would "breathe fire" using 151 proof rum. Unfortunately, during one performance, some of the alcohol dribbled onto her breasts and ignited, giving her second degree burns. Ryan subsequently sued the club, claiming they didn't have the proper safety equipment and that fellow employees didn't act quickly enough to help her. The now ex-stripper was awarded $360,000. That's comes to about 180 thousand per breast.

LOS ANGELES - It can only happen in LA! Dr. David Matlock, head of Los Angeles's Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Clinic, does procedures on patients to tighten their vaginas, modify labias and to even install a new hymen if they want to be a virgin again. Matlock's clients have claimed that the designer Laser Vaginoplasty can enhance not only your labia but your self-image. Apparently, the hymenalplasty can also save lives, especially in the Middle East where young women about to get married may literally be killed if they are not a virgin. The groom's side of the family reportedly can pick whatever doctor they want to determine whether or not she's a virgin, to determine whether she's worth it or not to be married to their son.

WALES - The Prince of Wales has helped a company to start selling pillows in the shape of breasts. Ben Holst from Brighton has set up the TitPillow Company after receiving a grant from the Prince's Trust. He has sold 30 of the pillows so far, which are available at his website. According to Holst, the pillows "just come in one color and size, but I am quite keen to make a gigantic version." He added, "I thought it would be funny to go to sleep between a pair of breasts every night." On the website, it is stated that a portion of the proceeds will go to breast cancer research and features a picture of Mr. Holst with his head nestled in a cleavage.

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