Warning label for superhero cape: "Warning! Cape does not enable user to fly."

In Ohio, you can be fined up to $25.00 if you ignore an orator on Decoration Day to such an extent as to throw a horseshoe or play croquet within one mile of the speaker's stand.

It was the custom among men in Rome, when swearing to tell the truth, to place one's right hand on one's testicles. The English word "testimony" is related to this custom.

Coffee is the world's second largest item of international commerce. Petroleum is the first.

Percentage of Americans that want to change their bodies in some way: 75%. of Americans that would want to change their intelligence: 13%.

The can opener was invented forty-four years after canned food.

A female salamander inseminates herself. At mating time, the male deposits a jellylike substance containing the sperm. The female draws the jelly into herself.

Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions.

A female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphins), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

Researchers, feverishly working on the infant science of cloning, believe they have discovered a way to reprogram male reproductive cells into producing eggs. Japanese scientists have been attempting to clone only the seed for a new baby instead of the baby itself. The incredible by-product of this research is a technique to alter the sexual character- istics of human chromosomes. If successful men can be both father and mother of children. [It seems science has finally caught up with Alabama where folks have been father and brother to their children for generations.]

MEMPHIS, Tennessee - It's the stuff country song lyrics are made of. Apartment complex owner Ricky Kees was sentenced to nearly a year in jail for shooting a tenant's alarm clock with a .22-caliber revolver while he was drunk. After it had been shot, the General Electric clock kept on ticking, and buzzing, prompting Kees to return and take a second shot at it. Criminal Court Judge W. Otis Higgs Jr. sentenced Kees to 11 months and 29 days in jail and to an additional 90 days for drunk-driving offences.

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