AMAGASAKI, Tokyo - It took a car fire to wake up a sleeping motorist after he fell asleep with his foot on the accelerator of his vehicle. Tetsuya Yamada was in a parking lot when he fell asleep with his car in drive. During his slumber, Yamada accidentally put his foot on the accelerator and his car hit another vehicle parked close by. The jolt failed to waken the sleepy motorist and his foot continued to rest on the accelerator. Approximately two hours later, the rubber from the tires had completely worn away and the metal rims grating against the concrete caused the undercarriage to ignite. Yamada finally woke up when the interior of his car was in flames and managed to crawl out of the car unharmed.

ESSEX - Police are trying to get to the bottom of a scandal involving thousands of pairs of counterfeit Wallace and Gromit, Tasmanian Devil and Homer Simpson underpants. A total of 14 boxes of the illegal undies were seized by trading standards officials in a shipment from Copenhagen during routine inspections. Trading standards officers believe the stock would have been collected in person by market stallholders in time for the last few shopping days before Christmas. No arrests have been made and investigations are continuing.

BRAZIL - A Brazilian jeweler's dream of a longer penis is a stretch of the imagination, amongst other things. The man has already gone through great lengths to increase his modest four inch manhood to 10.5 inches with the use of a special "extender" device, however, now he wants more. His doctor, Bayard Fischer Santos, has urged him to seek psychiatric advice before he chases his dream of a 12-inch-plus penis.Dr Fischer added: "He's very proud of his penis, it's all he thinks about. And of course his wife is delighted."

GERMANY - A stuntman in Germany really cleaned up at a charity event when he survived a seven-minute stint in a car wash clinging to the top of a family car. Jesco Goebel donned a rubber suit and a diving mask while he endured the cycle of whirling brushes, hot water and wax to raise money for a children's hospital charity. Goebel told reporters "The vacuum cycle didn't really dry me off but at least I didn't get injured."

CHIETI, Italy - A 94-year-old Italian man, who apparently isn't done sewing his wild oats yet, told a court that his 52-year-old wife was filing for divorce because he wanted too much sex. The woman, who is almost half his age, is his third wife and the couple met through a marriage agency just five months ago. But she's already filed for a divorce because of the pressure her husband's sexual appetite has put on the marriage.

BROOKLYN - A nip on the groin would really bite for many people, however, it has made Gabriel Febbraio a millionaire. A jury in Brooklyn awarded $500,000 for past pain and suffering and $500,000 for future pain and suffering for the treatment and injuries he suffered when an 80-pound pit bull bit him in the groin. Febbraio told the jury he was returning to his mother's two-family home in Bensonhurst in to retrieve a pair of gloves when he encountered Peter Borchelt, one of the nation's foremost animal behaviorists, and the dog on the street. Borchelt assured Febbrario the dog was secure, however, the dog broke free and attacked him, biting him in the groin and tearing off the end of his penis. Borchelt testified the animal wasn't vicious and that he was training it for its owner. But under cross-examination, he conceded he was aware of two prior attacks by the dog.

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