Paula Houston is a faithful Mormon, she rarely watches R-rated movies and she is a self-acknowledged virgin. While these may be unique, even admirable qualities, some people feel that they are a liability for Utah's new porn czar. Porn czar is a nickname given to the state's prosecutor of obscenity law violators. But despite her personal inexperience Houston says she knows smut when she sees it. In her 15-year legal career she has already prosecuted five pornography cases. For one prosecution Houston watched hours of hard-core sex videos, dutifully logging each detail for a judge. In her new position the virginal prosecutor promises to wage war on all types of pornography, viewing XXX-rated movies, Internet porno sites and sexually explicit magazines "for as long as it takes."

TOKYO - A soft drink containing the active ingredient of the impotence drug Viagra has been banned by Japanese officials. Some 47,000 bottles of the non-prescription drink were imported from China last year, and all but 4,000 have already been sold. Each bottle of the drink contained 64.3 milligrams of the chemical sildenafil, far more than the 25 or 50 mg in one tablet of Viagra sold in Japan, officials said. The ban was put into effect shortly after advertisements for the drink, touted as "the solution to your nighttime problems," appeared in men's magazines and on the Internet...obviously hoping to tap into the market of an estimated 9.8 million men in Japan who suffer from erectile dysfunction.

BANGKOK - A hungry monkey may think twice about eating coconuts after blindly running around the jungles of Bangkok for five days with a shell on his head. The pig-tail monkey became trapped by the fruit while trying to eat the flesh from a shell discarded by a tourist. The monkey was caught on Saturday but villagers had to let it go when the monkey's relatives attacked them. A team of 12 Bangkok vets are now mounting a rescue mission to get the monkey out of his predicament.

Washington State Law: $500 fine for riding an ugly horse

STOCTON-ON-TEES, England - A burglar with a sweet tooth may receive his just desserts after he took a bite out of a chocolate penis in his victim's home. The woman homeowner reportedly bought the naughty novelty at an Ann Summers sex shop. Forensics experts in Stockton-on-Tees are in the process of examining the teeth imprints and saliva traces left on the cream-filled creation.

A football fan in Fayetteville, Ark, with a cellular phone in his pocket equipped with one-touch buttons called the 911 emergency number 35 times by standing up and sitting down while cheering until police traced it to Razorback Stadium. Fortunately for the fan, the police understood it was inadvertent and did not arrest him.

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