LECCO, Italy - A disgruntled man gave the finger to a hospital in Lecco, Italy because he was tired of waiting for someone to reattach it. The 47-year-old lost the finger in an accident at work and carried it to the hospital in the hope it could be reattached. After waiting for more than an hour to be treated, the man became frustrated and shouted, "Take care of the finger when you have some time, I'm going home."

LOUISIANA - There is one bandit in Louisiana who had better give up armed robbery until he learns how to count. The man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer was $15.

BANGKOK, Thailand - City officials have come up with a way to lessen the tension caused by traffic jams and the gridlock created by it. Enter the singing and dancing police force that performs for stranded motorists. Since hiring this special entertaining police force, road rage in Thailand has been reduced by 42%.

BUCHAREST, Romania - Beauty may only be skin deep, but an ugly Romanian prostitute is benefiting from pranksters with deep pockets. Lisa, who claims to the "ugliest prostitute in Bucharest" is so in demand she will now only take bookings two weeks in advance. Most of her business seems to be with people who want to play a bad joke on their friends. According to Lisa, "They usually get the birthday boy drunk and shove him in the room, where I'm already in bed in the dark. Then they come in and turn the lights on. I don't care how they like it as long as the money is good."

GERMANY - The term "chill out" can soon become a scientific term. Researchers have found that sitting naked in a freezer can be a cure for stress. Tests in Germany showed that spending three minutes in a freezing room makes stress levels plummet. Scientists reportedly stated that the sub-zero temperatures increase the brain's serotin levels, making their freezing volunteers feel much calmer.

ZURICH, Switzerland - The nation recently mourned the death of one of its brightest shining intellectual stars. Johan Unterwald was described by college professors as "the next Albert Einstein" and a brilliant mathematician. It seems Johan made at least one fatal math error. He took a 250 ft. bungee jump with a 300 foot bungee cord. He died immediately on impact.

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