NORWOOD, Ohio - Who would have thunk you can get drunk at an "all-you-can-drink" competition. Apparently not 67-year-old John Remley. He reportedly got so drunk on his free booze prize that staff at Lieb's Cafe moved him away from the bar and allegedly left him unattended near some steps. He then proceeded to fall down the steps, hit his head and was knocked unconscious. Remley is now seeking $1 million in punitive damages, and an additional undetermined amount of money in excess for past and future medical bills, pain and suffering from bar owner for Ron Janus for continuing to supply him with alcohol.
SWITZERLAND - Have you ever thought about what happened to those odd kids in your grammar school that used to eat paste and construction paper? Evidentially they grew up and moved to Switzerland where they now eat toilet paper. At least that might be the case for Roger Weisskopf, whose claim to fame is his unusual ability to identify different brands of toilet paper by taste. Weisskopf demonstrated his natural "talent" on German television and has a won a lifetime supply of toilet paper. Weisskopf reportedly practiced for an entire year and begged friends to bring back foreign toilet paper. Now that he has won his prize he has decided to give up eating toilet paper and concentrate making a singing toilet lid to cash in on his fame.
BEIJING, China - A group of Bengal tigers were not happy when their keeper tried to use their "litter box." Xu Xiaodong, 19, appears to have climbed the railings of the Bengal tiger cage and pulled his trousers down. Evidence at the scene of the death at the Jinan animal park included toilet paper, excrement and a trouser belt. Zoo officials found the young man's blood soaked body lying on the ground surrounded by tigers. Police believe Xu climbed the wall of a partially constructed building used to raise the tigers to relieve himself. They said the smell probably caused the tigers to pounce.
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