PRETORIA, South Africa - Here's a switch. A deadly rock python died after a 57-year-old man bit him it in the neck. Council worker Lucas Sibanda was walking to his Pretoria home when the snake slithered from some shrubs and began wrapping itself around him. Deciding retaliation was his only chance of survival, he sunk his teeth into the python's neck, then kicked and punched it until the snake finally untangled it-self. After the snake let go, Sibanda said he hit it with a stick before it could attack him again. He has reportedly skinned the python and says he will leave it outside his house as proof for people who might not believe his story.

PASADENA, California - Callers wishing to hear information about upcoming US amateur golf tournament heard about more than their golf balls. A one digit error published in 100,000 brochures for the Tournament of Roses in Pasadena, CA, led callers to a sex line instead of the golf line. Caryn Eaves Person, the event's spokeswoman, told reporters, "As everyone knows who works with printed materials, mistakes happen."

A Houston armed robber was finally caught after the eighth time he robbed the same U-Totem store in three months. It seemed he never wore a mask and kept holding up the same clerk.

Another Houston robber wound up wounding himself during a robbery. He accidentally stabbed himself with his own knife when he forgot to turn his knife downward when he leaned over the counter to take money from an open cash register.

Two Michigan robbers charged into a Detroit music store, waving their guns. "Nobody move!" one of the robbers oredered. The second robber then moved - and his startled partner shot him in the head.

For some reason, a blind man in Dallas decided to steal a television set. The burglary seemed to be going smooth up until a neighbor spotted the man when he walked into a tree.

Two men brandishing shotguns ran into a Los Angeles bank and yelled for everyone to lie down, which everyone complied. When there was no one left standing to get the robbers the money, they evidently got confused and ran away

Police are anxiously awaiting the arrival of a "shipment" of stolen jewelry from the thief that stole it. The suspect was found lying injured in the street with a broken hip after jumping from a window with a bag of jewelry. In a fit of panic, he to swallowed the evidence. An x-ray of the man's hip revealed the stolen merchandise nestled away in his stomach. Police are now guarding him around the clock to make sure they can retrieve the jewelry as soon as "nature takes its course."

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