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In Denver, Colorado, it is illegal to lend your vacuum cleaner to your neighbor.

In Baltimore, Maryland it is unlawful to throw bales of hay from a second story window within city limits.

In the fine state of California, it is unlawful for animals to mate within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or a place of worship.

In Marshaltown, Iowa, it is illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant.

In Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, an officer must honk his horn three times and wait two minutes before walking up to a suspicious car if he/she thinks that the occupants are having sex.

In Ontario California, it is unlawful for roosters to crow within city limits.

On March 11, 2000 in Perth Australia, the job of 52-year-old Peter was to create a safety video for forklift drivers. The veteran driver, who also owned his own machinery shop, was the main attraction as he rolled off on the forklift. With cameras rolling, Peter lost control of the forklift and was crushed. After an investigation, it was determined that Peter was not wearing a safety belt, was driving above the recommended speed and was also driving over rough terrain. Apparently, he wanted this particular video to demonstrate how NOT to drive a forklift.

In Liberty Corner, New Jersey, if a couple is having intimate relations while in a car and they accidentally sound the horn, they are subject to jail time.

On January 8, 2001 in Orlando, Florida, several Floridians were enjoying their afternoon brunch in a restaurant while discussing the philosophy of dangling and pregnant chads. Suddenly, the old restaurant's metal chimney began spewing embers onto the roof, which quickly caught fire. The patrons then left the burning building hastily. All, that is, except two people. The first ran to the buffet line to fill his plate with food so that he could continue his meal outside. The second was busily gathering up tips that had been left by previous patrons. Finally, while attempting to contain the fire, a woman approached fire officials to find out if the restaurant would reopen later so that she could get her pudding.


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