KENT, Washington - This sounds like a beginning of a good blond joke. A woman was arrested for the 44th time after willingly climbing into a marked police car and admitting she was a prostitute. The officer pulled over to talk to the woman who was dressed in "in a very short dress, stockings and high heels," and asked her for a price. She allegedly admitted to being a prostitute and said she'd take $40. The officer suggested the back of the patrol car and the woman told him she had a lifelong fantasy about uniformed policemen. When she hopped in, the deputy slammed the door, locking her in. She has reportedly been release on bail.

BEKAA VALLEY, Lebanon - A 30-year-old man took eating junk food to the extreme when he swallowed 39 metal and plastic knives, forks, spoons and even lighters during the course of a year. The man was rushed to Bekaa hospital in a state of suffocation after swallowing a piece of water pipe. According to Doctor Jihad Disouqi, "The weight of the metal and other things he swallowed was heavy, but it did not tear the stomach. He also did not suffer any serious illness before and no one discovered what he had been doing." The man, who obviously suffers from a psychological problem, is reported to be in stable condition.

MARLINGTON, West Virginia - Now here is one for the Daily Recipe; Squirrel Scrotum Stew. This was one of the entries in the annual wild game cook-off in Marlington, West Virginia. Cook Jane DeGroot, whose great aunt's attempt to reduce the squirrel population by castrating them inspired the dish, explained its nutritional value. She said: "Squirrel scrotum has a lot of protein and it's low in fat." West Virginia passed a law three years ago allowing motorists to keep anything they killed on the state's roads.

INDIANA - An Indiana "farmer" was the victim of a cruel prank when he believed that he received a phone call from the authorities busting him for growing marijuana in his back yard. During the alleged conversation, the man was told that if he brought the plant, roots and all to the station, charges would not be pressed. Believing the call to be true, he cut down the eight foot plant and carried it into the lobby of the Sheriff's office. He was then placed into custody for suspected felony cultivation by surprised officers.

AMARILLO, Texas - Amarillo Police really cracked the case when they arrested suspected drug dealer Carton Meredith. A search of his person revealed $8,000 hidden in his butt. "That's 80 $100 bills," said Corporal Brent Harlan, of the Amarillo police department. Meredith claimed he earned the cash by sponsoring an unheard of St. Louis rap group called Forty Caliber. He has been charged with marijuana possession.

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