MADRID, Spain Corpulent would be thief, Pedro Cardona attempted to enter a house to ply his trade by "squeezing" through a doggie door. It was a lot like putting two pounds of bologna in a one pound bag as Cardona became wedged halfway through. Rescuers were forced to chop the door down with axes to free the thief.

DENVER, Colorado - A brilliant parolee put herself back on the hot seat after posing naked for websites wearing only an electronic ankle monitoring bracelet and brandishing guns.The nude photographs led authorities to search 32-year-old's Katica Crippen's home in Denver, Colorado where they found seven firearms. Crippen, who had been on parole for 1997 convictions in Colorado Springs for selling drugs and theft, now faces additional charges of parole violation and felony firearm possession.

Probably the most famous mistake in U.S. military history occurred in the Civil War, when Confederate Gen. Stonewall Jackson was mistakenly shot by one of his own troops after the Confederate triumph at Chancellorsville.

According to Doctors Steve and Vera Bodansky, you can make love in public without getting arrested and, with practice, you can have three-hour orgasms. In their new book, "Extended Massive Orgasm," the doctors explain how the human body contains electrical energy that can be trained to give you an immediate orgasm without having sex. They say to start the process by touching your sex organs with one hand while touching your lips, toe or other non-sexual body part with the other for a few minutes. Then touch your partner with the "energized body part" and you reportedly will feel a sensation similar to an orgasm.

NEW HAVEN, Connecticut - It could be considered the world's most expensive pedicure. Podiatrist Andrew Anastasio of West Haven pleaded guilty to charges of fraud after he billed Medicare for toenail clippings. Anastasio submitted bills to Medicare that indicated he had performed nail avulsions, a surgical procedure which involves the partial or total removal of toenails, when all he really did was clip the toenails of his patients. The 71-year-old podiatrist faces up to five years in federal prison, has forfeited his office, and has agreed to pay $986,801 to settle federal civil fraud claims.

The King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley, may be dead but his image lives on. A recent study has shown that since the King's death the number of Elvis has risen from 150 people to a hip-thrusting 85,000. Officials predict that if the numbers continue to rise at the same rate, that impersonators could make up as much as one third of the world's population by the year 2019. According to "Chinese Elvis" Paul Hyu, "If I'm going to have all this competition in the future, maybe I should branch out and do Alvin Stardust impressions instead. He's an untouched goldmine."

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