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AUSTRALIA - Steve Irwin listen up, there could be a new "Crocodile Hunter" in the ranks. Sam West, 12, reportedly escaped the jaws of a fourteen foot crocodile by biting its nose and gouging its eye with his fingers. West claims he learned this technique by watching the feature film "Deep Blue Sea," where a swimmer escaped from a shark by stabbing it in the eye with a cross. The attack happened while Sam was snorkeling in North West Australia. Crocodile expert Graham Webb stated that the boy was lucky to be alive, because the croc could have gone into what is known as a 'death roll' and drowned the boy before he had a chance to fight it off.

Over 2,500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

Astronauts cannot cry. In space, there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow.

A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

Percentage of Americans that want to change their bodies in some way: 75%. Percentage of Americans that would want to change their intelligence: 13%.

A person who is lost and starving can obtain nourishment by chewing on his shoes, provided they are made of leather.

An igloo will stand up to modern artillery better than a concrete barricade. Additionally, the are almost invisible from the air and can't be spotted by infrared sensors.

MOMBASSA, Kenya - Kamal Shah lost his mobile phone. Most people would search their homes, cars or workplaces. In fact, Shah thought he had left it on his bedside table and presumed his son had taken it. However, the phone turned up in the unlikeliest spot. When he called the mobile number from his regular line, his dog's stomach started ringing. The event was so unexpected Shah commented, "It sent me into shock." The German Shepherd named Snoopy had swallowed it. During an operation, the phone was removed.

SIDI BARRANI, Egypt - Next time you lay down to take a nap among your flock of sheep, make sure none of them have a grudge against you. Egyptian shepherd Mokhtar Adam Fadl should have followed this advice for he was shot dead - by one of his own sheep while he slept. According to the police, the animal killed Fadl by kicking his gun and accidentally firing it. The shot hit the slumbering sheep herder in the chest. The gun was reportedly confiscated. No arrests were made.


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